Hey there! Today I’m gonna be reviewing one of the most random games in the world. But alas, there’s no time to explain! You’ve been captured by a killer crab (or something like that), and traverse through time and space! I would tell you the story of this particularly strange game but there’s no time to explain!
Story? Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Story!
Story? Who needs story when you literally have no time to explain! Chase your future self through time and alternate realities while fighting giant monsters, collecting hats, and eating cake! No Time To Explain is a game about Time Paradoxes, Jetpack Guns and Ribs In People’s Eyes. It’s a comedy platformer featuring great music, voice acting and gameplay that becomes more ridiculous as you go.
Why’re You Even Still Here?
Here are a few memorable features of the game. OMG THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!! Also, yes i copied the key features word by word because there’s literally no time to explain!
- Completely rebuilt from ground up in Unity! The Remastered version of No Time To Explain is how the game was originally intended to be played.
- Now with local multiplayer!
- USE THE POWERFUL FUTURE CANNON as a gun AND a jetpack!
- PLAY AS NEW CHARACTERS to blast, beam, slingshot and catapult yourself through fire, acid and fairy-cakes!
- TEST YOUR GUN-GLIDING MASTERY: There are 60 wearable hats hidden around these levels, but where are they?
- FACE OFF against giant monsters from alternate timelines, including the most horrific of all: your evil alternate self!
- Kill giant alien crabs!
- Eat cake! Fight Sharks! Jump On Stuff!
- Play fullscreen!
- Perform awesome dance moves while wearing collected hats!
- Play different versions of yourself from the future!
- Fully original Soundtrack!
- Create and share your own levels in the built-in Level Editor!
WHAT’RE YOU STILL DOING HERE?! DOWNLOAD THE GAME! THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! JUST DOWNLOAD THE GAME! Click Here! JUST DOWNLOAD THE GAME!!!
Disclaimer: No Time To Explain is the rightful product of tinyBuild. I am not, in any way, (except for writing this article), related to the product in any way. But Who cares! There’s No Time To Explain!