THE HARDEST GAME OF THE CENTURY

Yep. You all read the title! You all know what game this is. Dark Souls III. Officially the hardest known game of the century! Oh, for all you gamers out there who said ,”it’s not THAT hard.” I call bullcrap! No one wins at Dark Souls III, you just suck less. So here it is, the review of the hardest game ever made… Dark Souls III. Just a warning, this might be the longest review i’ll ever make.

The Lore

“Yes, indeed, it is called Lothric,Where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north,  pilgrims discover the truth of the old words. The fire fades and the lords go without thrones.When the link of fire is threatened, the bell tolls,Unearthing the old Lords of Cinder from their graves: Aldrich Saint of the Deep, Farron’s Undead Legion, The Abyss Watchers and the reclusive lord of the profaned capital, Yhorm, The Giant Only. In truth the lords will abandon their thrones and the Unkindled will rise. Nameless accursed undead,Unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.”Image result for Dark Souls 3

In Dark Souls III, you play as a protagonist, (the Unkindled, unfit to even be Undead). Your duty, as stated before, is to defeat the Lords of Cinder and bring them back to their thrones in order to relink the flame. The five Lords of Cinder are Ludleth the Exiled; Aldrich, Saint of the Deep; Holy King Lothric; Farron’s Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers; and the lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant. Lords of Cinder are past beings who were successful in linking the flame.

The Absolutely Devastating Gameplay

In Dark Souls III, you venture through different lands and fight a variety of different enemies, slaying them and claiming their souls. Some enemies, are easier then others, and some enemies, are basically impossible to deal with. You need to know when to run. There are secrets throughout the level, even in the first level. Spoiler Alert, there’s a passageway that leads to the den of an Ice Dragon on the Cemetery of Ash.Image result for Dark Souls 3Because there are way to much features to state, i’ll just list them for your viewing pleasure and for my simplicity. So here it is! Dark Souls III key features!

  • Tons of weapons and armors to fit you! Mix & match your weapons and armors to fit your gaming style! Are you a tanker? Or are you a swift assassin? Customize yourself!
  • Character creation! Yep… You can customize every aspect of your character.
  • Several classes to start the game with, each with their strengths and weaknesses!
  • Tons of different minions and enemies that you’ll encounter throughout your adventure to relink the flame!
  • Fight 5 main bosses and several mini-bosses that’ll surely have you raging!
  • Bunch of maps! Yep… A LOT of map to cover. Each map has secret passages!
  • Upgrade your weapons and infuse them with gems in the blacksmith!
  • Buy items from the handsmade from the Shrine!
  • Converse with interesting characters throughout the game! Friend or Foe? You decide! You pave your way to death or victory!
  • Summon warriors from different dimensions (other players) to help you out!
  • Players can invade your realm and kill you! Watch yourself!
  • Tons of DLC’s for you to enjoy!

Image result for Dark Souls 3Yep, this game is gonna take some time to finish. I’m not even joking. When i started to play this game, i thought ,”what’s so hard?” I take it back. Seriously. If you haven’t played this game, i highly recommend you to check it out on Steam and purchase it because really… You’re gonna have a bad time!

Also, just a side note, this game may not be appropriate for some audience because of all the “fantasy violence” and blood. Also, as depicted from the picture above, the game’s character designs are amazing. Just plain amazing. It does a great job creeping the audience out. Sometimes i wander how they even design the characters.

“Hey bob! Got any new character designs?”

“Yeah! Let’s take a cat, put 6 legs in it and make it super skinny with black blood protruding from various parts of it’s body!”

“That’s good, but not creepy enough.”

“What about a mimic, with the body of a really anorexic man?”

“Bingo.”Image result for Dark souls 3 loreMight i advise you to play this game in short durations to minimize the chances of a broken PC! I raged a lot in this game so… Yeah… That’s that,

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System Specs & Stuff!

Let me just say, that i don’t usually put additional information and text here, but this is kinda important. Or it’s just common sense. Who knows? So. Dark Souls III depends heavily on your RAM and processor. If you don’t meet the system specs, let me just say that your gaming experience is gonna be terrible with a constant 5 ~ 10 FPS. I’ve experienced this first hand so take my word for it.

MINIMUM:

    • OS: Windows 7 SP1 64bit, Windows 8.1 64bit Windows 10 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 / AMD® FX-6300
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce GTX 750 Ti / ATI Radeon HD 7950
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 25 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
    • Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

RECOMMENDED:

    • OS: Windows 7 SP1 64bit, Windows 8.1 64bit Windows 10 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i7-3770 / AMD® FX-8350
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce GTX 970 / ATI Radeon R9 series
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 25 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
    • Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

Disclaimer: Dark Souls III is the rightful product of From Software. I am not, in any way (except for writing this article, related to the product.

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